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secretbison

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I am a fervent disciple of Animutation. Glory to Colin Mochrie.

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Flash Reviews: 57
Music Reviews: 2
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Score: 4
Aladdin 3150

"Wow..."

submission: Aladdin 3150
date: September 1, 2007

Almost everybody was really... white. Oh well, at least the one little brown-skinned boy got an apple.

The animation is very good, and it played with the music very well, but the story is really melodramatic and annoying. It's got style, but not much substance.

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Score: 10
Arfenhouse Teh Movie 6

"i wlil not giv j00 my munney"

date: August 17, 2006

Dude, you can ask for money, or you can make fun of people who ask for money. You can't do both.

Still, this was awesome. You guys can be really entertaining when you put your minds to it.

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Score: 10
Up Skit Creek 2 - Part 2!

"Spectacular"

date: December 24, 2005

There's nothing I appreciate more than a really, really awful pun. However, to my shame, I was unable to beat Bad Pun Man or whomever to the chase.
On a minor note, there was a little mix-up in the credits. I wasn't a reporter, but I was the cowboy who counted off.
By the by, what's an acorn's favorite field of mathematics? Gee-I'm-a-tree!

Author's Response:

Wahhhh! Your powers are strong!

Oh okay. I lost the record of who did that voice, so I just guessed it was you. Somebody's gonna be pissed...

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Score: 2
High Above The Mucky Muck

"The lip-synching pained me."

date: November 13, 2005

That was possibly the worst lip-synching I've ever seen in any type of animation, online or otherwise. The graphics and characters were uninspired and contributed nothing to the song. You could have had some fun with Wonderboy and paid fair tribute to the glory of D. It looks like you were trying hard, but I have no choice but to ticka-click-click-BLAM.

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Score: 9
eBaums world dot com

"Stick it to him!"

date: November 9, 2005

Neil, your descendants in the animutation community are glad to see thet you're still creating and sticking it to those to whom it should be stuck. That son of a bitch eBaum put my Mostly Metal Jacket movie on his Moron Mail, WITH THE WRONG FRAME SIZE!

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Score: 7
Own3d [Dressup]

"Okay..."

submission: Own3d [Dressup]
date: September 25, 2005

I liked the music!

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Score: 1
september 11th tribute

"Boo for a slideshow"

date: September 11, 2005

It didn't match the music, it ended suddenly, and it was nothing but some images you assembled that zoomed in and out too slowly. It didn't even have a message other than "It happened. Remember?" Every time someone makes a piece of saccharine crap like this, the terrorists win.

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Score: 9
Flying Spaghetti Monster

"Touched by his noodly appendage."

date: September 8, 2005

Movement was a little tricky, and it wasn't easy to tell precisely where your noodly appendage was going to strike, but the message was SOLID!

Author's Response:

I find it's tricky to rock around.

But that's right on time, isn't it?

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Score: 10
Tip - A Tribute

"HOLY CRAP"

submission: Tip - A Tribute
date: September 4, 2005

That was the most generous dollop of awesome I've been ladled since "HOLY SHIT!!!! Ninjas." Whoever that crazy Irishman is, he certainly looks like a streetwise Hercules.

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Score: 2
8-Bitch5: EvilOnTheAttack

"Yes, I get it. Bad things are bad."

date: July 29, 2005

Okay, so it's a parody of bad flashes with stuff from video games. Yet, as the same time, it is ITSELF a bad flash. You make fun of Flash authors who ask for money, and you ask for money in your author comments. It imitates the things it mocks so well as to become fundamentally the same thing. It takes more than an air of self-awareness to keep me interested for six minutes, though I did watch it all.

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