secretbison's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Aladdin 3150]

Wow...

Almost everybody was really... white. Oh well, at least the one little brown-skinned boy got an apple.

The animation is very good, and it played with the music very well, but the story is really melodramatic and annoying. It's got style, but not much substance.

[Up Skit Creek 2 - Part 2!]

Spectacular

There's nothing I appreciate more than a really, really awful pun. However, to my shame, I was unable to beat Bad Pun Man or whomever to the chase.
On a minor note, there was a little mix-up in the credits. I wasn't a reporter, but I was the cowboy who counted off.
By the by, what's an acorn's favorite field of mathematics? Gee-I'm-a-tree!

TmsT responds:

Wahhhh! Your powers are strong!

Oh okay. I lost the record of who did that voice, so I just guessed it was you. Somebody's gonna be pissed...

[High Above The Mucky Muck]

The lip-synching pained me.

That was possibly the worst lip-synching I've ever seen in any type of animation, online or otherwise. The graphics and characters were uninspired and contributed nothing to the song. You could have had some fun with Wonderboy and paid fair tribute to the glory of D. It looks like you were trying hard, but I have no choice but to ticka-click-click-BLAM.

[eBaums world dot com]

Stick it to him!

Neil, your descendants in the animutation community are glad to see thet you're still creating and sticking it to those to whom it should be stuck. That son of a bitch eBaum put my Mostly Metal Jacket movie on his Moron Mail, WITH THE WRONG FRAME SIZE!

[september 11th tribute]

Boo for a slideshow

It didn't match the music, it ended suddenly, and it was nothing but some images you assembled that zoomed in and out too slowly. It didn't even have a message other than "It happened. Remember?" Every time someone makes a piece of saccharine crap like this, the terrorists win.

[Tip - A Tribute]

HOLY CRAP

That was the most generous dollop of awesome I've been ladled since "HOLY SHIT!!!! Ninjas." Whoever that crazy Irishman is, he certainly looks like a streetwise Hercules.

[Chump]

Um...

Why is the window so tall?

[The Maxwell Edison Story]

jolly good

The power of the song cannot be denied. It almost broke up the Beatles, but it doesn't suck like Yoko.
I'm a big fan of your graphic style, and my only complaint is that parts of the video didn't match the music as much as I would have liked, particularly the tink-tinks of the hammer later on in the song.

[FF Battle]

So what?

That seemed to be more of a straight-up adaptation with no real jokes. It's not really a parody of the combat system in Final Fantasy unless it, uh, makes fun of the combat system in Final Fantasy! It's worth making fun of! It's a totally abstract and unrealistic number-crunching game in a series of so-called RPGs where the stories are all but predetermined and no actual role-playing is required!
The graphics were good, but they couldn't make the movie work on their own.

[Bunnykill 3 Vol.1]

A Threath to my Spare Time

'nuff said