secretbison's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Life is Like a Mop]

Hey, kids? Where do you want to go?

TO STANLEY SPEDOWSKI'S CLUBHOUSE!!!1

[Captain Lou]

My guiding light

The song alone is funny; the animutation is astounding

[Cold Heart]

Man's Love/Hate Relationship with his Own Mind

A thoughtful contemplation on the effects of science and scientific reasoning on the individual. Albert Einstein, who has shaped more than anyone else the way scientists view the universe, threatens to freeze your feelings cold as ice. Inspired!

[Jesus H. Christ]

overpowering serenity

It almost has a story: Bill Murray and his friends start arguing, but Jesus comes and sorts everything out. The feel-good movie of the year.

[Gender-Neutral]

Fun for the whole family

Truly gender-neutral, it has things that will amuse all the members of your household. Happy animals for the girls, senseless voilence and Tim Allen for the men, and other stuff for the Japanese people in your family.

[Love, Wink]

I liked it.

It had a plot!

[FF Tribute - Chocobo Mix]

It was okay...

I liked all the dancing Cids.

[The RichardKielExperience]

Well done again

The music is more upbeat and less eerie than Gender Neutral, but it's still very disturbing.

[The Return of Ganondorf]

eh

Someone always has that Sean Connery voice in the Legendary Frog cartoons

[Hell On Earth- Episode 1]

Worth watching

It's a lot like a sit-com... but a really good sit-com. The bigest laughs come not from the gross parts, but from the conversation between the guy and the old guy.