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[Aladdin 3150]

Wow...

Almost everybody was really... white. Oh well, at least the one little brown-skinned boy got an apple.

The animation is very good, and it played with the music very well, but the story is really melodramatic and annoying. It's got style, but not much substance.

[Up Skit Creek 2 - Part 2!]

Spectacular

There's nothing I appreciate more than a really, really awful pun. However, to my shame, I was unable to beat Bad Pun Man or whomever to the chase.
On a minor note, there was a little mix-up in the credits. I wasn't a reporter, but I was the cowboy who counted off.
By the by, what's an acorn's favorite field of mathematics? Gee-I'm-a-tree!

TmsT responds:

Wahhhh! Your powers are strong!

Oh okay. I lost the record of who did that voice, so I just guessed it was you. Somebody's gonna be pissed...

[eBaums world dot com]

Stick it to him!

Neil, your descendants in the animutation community are glad to see thet you're still creating and sticking it to those to whom it should be stuck. That son of a bitch eBaum put my Mostly Metal Jacket movie on his Moron Mail, WITH THE WRONG FRAME SIZE!

[Tip - A Tribute]

HOLY CRAP

That was the most generous dollop of awesome I've been ladled since "HOLY SHIT!!!! Ninjas." Whoever that crazy Irishman is, he certainly looks like a streetwise Hercules.

[Chump]

Um...

Why is the window so tall?

[FF Battle]

So what?

That seemed to be more of a straight-up adaptation with no real jokes. It's not really a parody of the combat system in Final Fantasy unless it, uh, makes fun of the combat system in Final Fantasy! It's worth making fun of! It's a totally abstract and unrealistic number-crunching game in a series of so-called RPGs where the stories are all but predetermined and no actual role-playing is required!
The graphics were good, but they couldn't make the movie work on their own.

[Bunnykill 3 Vol.1]

A Threath to my Spare Time

'nuff said